shiz•zy // shízee // n. adj.

1. the shit, as in very enjoyable or more than satisfactory.
2. for sure, certain. (fo' shizzy).



Margaret put down her spoon. "That mousse au chocolate is tha shizzy!"
"Fo' shizzy my Nizzy." replied John.

ol•i•gar•chy / óligaarkee / n.


1. a small group of people having control of a country, organization, or institution.




It's a good evening. I find myself involved in a highly volatile love oligarchy as Chief of Staff. I estimate I can hold on to this envious position for a few more minutes before I am, once again, mopping floors.